i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this
It’s funny, but I like being “pink and helpless” – when I know I seem that way, I feel terribly competent – and superior. I keep thinking, “Now those men think I’m purely decorative, and they’re just fools for not knowing better” – and I love being rather unfathomable.
My bio teacher told us a story about a boy who watched so many survival shows he went out to the forest and tried to survive but ended up dying of Hypothermia and all I could think was
what if one day I go hunt a ghost or a demon
has Supernatural truly prepared me enough
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.